Lorena Bobbitt at Disney World

[Text by Amberle Ferrian]

"Lorena Bobbitt at Disney World" (bobitwdw.gif, 630x437x2, 12100 bytes) is the fourteenth in a continuing series of fine Disney fanart drawings by Bob Ito <ito@[...]>.

As you may have heard, Lorena Bobbitt has just been released from the mental hospital to which she was sent after being found not guilty of malicious wounding by reason of insanity. (In case you haven't heard, malicious wounding here means cutting off her husband John's penis last June.) And like every other American celebrity, she announced that she'd celebrate by going to Disney World! (Yes, she really did say that.) However, not everyone was thrilled with this news. In fact, the male walkaround characters there wasted no time in heading for the hills upon getting word, as this picture clearly shows.

Note also the surprised and amused look of the female walkarounds as their counterparts run amok literally with their tails between their legs. (Sorry, couldn't resist :-)

ObShamelessPlug: Since Lorena's at "the happiest place on earth", wouldn't she have a song on her lips as she's merrily carousing down Main Street U.S.A.? And wouldn't a Disney song parody like "Bobbitt John" be most appropriate in this case? Available via anonymous ftp from yoyo.cc.monash. edu.au [] and mirror ftp.cco.caltech.edu [, 139.215. 6.9]: /pub/rec.arts.disney/creative/, or your friendly neighborhood Ito Galleries Inc. Distribution Center (i.e., me) at amberle@[...] (Sorry, couldn't resist either :-)

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