DND WIRENEWS (20May98) -- LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL -- This morning, in a
packed press conference, the Walt Disney Corporation announced a
partnership with Pfizer Corporation in the marketing of the
breakthrough sex drug Viagra.  "Disney and Viagra were made for one
another," said Disney spokesperson A. Portnoy.  "This could
revolutionize the entire vacation industry."  Noted theme park
entrepreneur "Uncle Dave" Thornton agrees:  "Disney's theme parks are
among the most popular destinations for newlyweds.  A marketing
partnership promoting the new drug could do the same thing for those
people traveling on second honeymoons."  Disney's spokesperson
declined to comment on recent rumors about Disney erecting a new theme
park called "Viagra Falls," but announced that co-marketing plans
include outright endorsement of the product by having the pills shaped
as Disney company mascot Mickey Mouse.  "The only problem we have
found in our initial try-outs has been a general misperception that
the Mickey depicted on the pills has two tails," explained Portnoy.

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